Britney Spears
The big surprise, everybody! Now that the hair's grown back and the medication is down to 50 pills a day, Britney is back on the charts. She can now give them paparazzi the finger and continue life with her two kids, that scammer of a guy called K-Fed, (who fled when she needed him the most) and, yes, her pills. Great going Brits, keep 'em raunchy videos coming - we're all eyes!